RZ
Talkitecht: Talks a lot about architecture but doesn't actually do anything useful.
Markitecht: Works for a software vendor. Their architecture slides are really marketing slides.
Barkitecht: Insists loudly that you must follow their recommendations but in reality has no power or authority. Their bark is worse than their bite. Alternatively - someone who does their best work on the back of a napkin at the pub.
Narkitecht: Spends all his time annoying project teams and complaining that nobody listens to him. (more common in the UK)
Snarkitecht: Writes posts like this (с) https://www.linkedin.com/posts/gideon-slifkin-a9813_we-have-talked-about-enteprise-architects-activity-6874258514122948608-qO-o