Extract the zip file (JDK distribution): Right click -> Extract all.
Open environment variables window:
Windows 7 – Start button → Computer → Properties. Windows 10: Start button -> System.
Click Advanced system settings
Click Environment variables
Add the JDK to the PATH:
System variables: highlight PATH and click edit
Add semicolon followed by <path of extracted JDK dir>\bin
Click OK…
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