Yoda lectures Luke on the merits of his beloved stick.
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LYRICS (below):
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick (I don't wanna)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk, it's green?
Got me sick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you love my stick?
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