Joe, say ... Roxie, say ... Thug, say ... Moon man, say ... Sun man, say ... Audrina, say ...
Joe, roll X Y (rolls X amount of die with Y eyes on them, you can also say "joe, roll a 10")
Joe, {audio} youtube/soundcloud/facebook video links (accepts multiple links, downloads and posts videos/songs unless it exceeds 50 MB, if you put audio in the beginning there it'll convert videos to audio and post as mp3)
reply to a video or a link to a youtube/soundcloud/facebook video with "convert" and he'll convert to audio and post it
joe, sticker ... this will make him post a custom sticker with the text
joe, gay sticker ... posting a gay sticker
joe, {should, are, will, is, am, were, was, do, can, does, would} ... (basically ask a question and he'll post a simple answer like yes/no/maybe, comma isn't needed in the beginning)
include " r8" in a message to get a rating (it can say "r8" only, doesn't matter)
post banan/waifu
reply to a message with "translate", or write "translate, " followed by what you want translate to english use "brødspeak" instead of "translate" if you want it translated to Danish
reply to image (or put in caption): cool meme (you'll see) dream (he'll pm you and do some neural net image generation based on a style, you'll see) scale (content aware scaling, default is 60, put a number to choose percentage) zoom (same as above but animated, kinda broken) loop (same as above, not broken, use smaller numbers like 50 and 30) enhance (same as above, different functionality) spin (same as above, different functionality) caption/what/describe (generates caption based on image) joe, caption ... and he'll make a captioned image with the text rotate (rotate image, takes an argument like "rotate left", "rotate right", but also degrees, like "rotate 90", "rotate 239", etc)