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TikTok influencers are covering themselves in their own feces to support Black Out Tuesday

Охуенно

Ебаное же дно

я сначала думал, что это дно, а оказалось серьезное новостное издание

Through numerous ascended dialogue with individuals I must hashtag #IAMDUNG as a premise of an intriguing conquest to underscore this profound set of teachings ever to be introduced in the gamut colonies within todays socially ripe societies. These teachings are called The Great Teachings and are the core of Gods nature and his Judicial degree along with the structures behind the afterlife so those seeking The Truth will indeed discover it acceptable to embrace with full acknowledgment. Hear this keenly friends. It is important for those nearing the end of their life to represent themselves in the best manner before the Great Judge while arguably unrest-uncomfortable and often disturbed-distress in the Great Common Courtroom I will attest these premises require painful disclosures in the closest affable distinction pertinent of self-masked duplication is a required necessity. Painstakingly I have commited hours of my time sharing my vast knowledge of what God and his Angels have taught me so that my viewers who are inquiring the specs of what it takes to reduce their self-induced-inoculated-manufactured sin-temptations and trades arrive into Gods Mighty Kingdom thriving. Thus I will do this through various outlets including this website social media YouTube and direct contacts with individuals.

Она просто просветленная

Через говно

Хм, как-то странно

Охуенно

даже не знаю что из двух последних постов воняет говном больше

Блять погоди это внатуре религия

It is obvious God does not want you to demonstrate the likely scenario of [LOVE] what you have been doing your whole life. Your version of love is temporary and is of this world of temptations and comes with strings attached but Gods version of [LOVE] is unconditional and is sick and whimsically deplorable with loads of bitter smelly poop-dung filled bacteria mounds.

Another method is to sit on the toilet and hand grab the dung-poop as it is excreted from the anus and place it in a bowl. On the first hand-full of attempts retrieve as much dung as one can and play with it like mud or quicksand. Try to do this every time one poops.
This is how I managed to Glorify God by the end of the sixth day.