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2020 March 10

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Ildar Khabatulin in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
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Peter in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
Охуенго
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Egor Mitrofanov in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
Реал субирпунк
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Egor Mitrofanov in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
Вносите
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Egor Mitrofanov in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
Путин лично после 15:00 приедет в Госдуму для обсуждения обнуления собственных президентских сроков, сообщил Володин.

Ранее такую идею выдвинула Валентина Терешкова:

«Зачем крутить и мудрить, зачем городить какие-то искусственные конструкции. Надо всё честно, открыто и публично предусмотреть. Или вообще убрать ограничения по числу президентских сроков в Конституции. Или, если этого потребует ситуация, и, самое главное, если этого захотят люди, заложить в законе возможность для действующего президента вновь избираться на эту должность уже в соответствии с обновленной Конституцией».
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Jubal Harshaw in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
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Eugene in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
никто не любит гавайскую
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Ivan Nevmera in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
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Peter in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
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Peter in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
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2020 March 11

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Sergey Z in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
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Sergey Z in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
Я тама работаю
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Sergey Z in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
Ну то есть, пару раз в неделю в этот офис хожу
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Anton Neverov in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
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Sergey Z in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
UK Virus ALERT - Updates

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the B***ard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
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Jubal Harshaw in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
Sergey Z
UK Virus ALERT - Updates

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the B***ard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
Netherlands increased amount of paracetamol twice as usual to prevent spread of the virus and they're doing literally nothing else.
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Jubal Harshaw in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
тут недавно до местных дошло что симптомы не обязательно должны быть тяжёлыми чтобы человек был разносчиком заразы
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Jubal Harshaw in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
какой сюрприз
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Jubal Harshaw in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
никогда такого не было и вот опять
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Sergey Z in 🐽☸️ Руза ☕️🐍
Mo worries mate
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